salty

A phrase replying to someone getting hurt. Usually meant as: that sucks! or OUCH!

#1: My girlfriend just broke up with me!
#2:Ohhh... SALTY

or

#1: My mom just grounded me!
#2 Salty...

by a <> March 5, 2007

salty balls

salty balls..... as in cum = salty and eyeballs = balls
well in wales its commonly known as salty balls!!!
(as defined by ibizababe) ;)

I gave her salty balls last night and she was doing the dirty pirate!

by S April 14, 2005

Salty

Something that retards misconstrue to mean embarrassed, let down, played, etc. when in reality the real word they're looking for is "sulky"

"man I'm feelin salty."
"uhhh dude you're a retard it's SULKY not SALTY."

by brenttrademark January 26, 2010

Salty

To look embarrassed, feel awkward, or to look stupid.

Teacher: What is 25+25?
Person1:60
*After numerous trys they finally get 50*
Person2:Haha looking salty

by DangerzoneX May 12, 2011

salty bacon

when a girl/guy puts 12 individual grains of salt in your pee hole

yoo man my girl gave me a salty bacon last night

by Saltuserr October 4, 2011

salty

being shady and unfair

"Let me get some donuts from that box."
"No, I don't got enough for you."
"You salty."

by Saltcoat November 25, 2014

spalt

Sick, gross...NASTY.......

that chick is sooo spalt!

by Ripster May 13, 2005