Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022

Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.

Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!

by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015

poop sock

When you have no other options rely to this phrase. Use it when you want to be happy

hey AARON, I want a poop sock. Meaning I want to be happy understand.

by poopsockcreator October 5, 2020

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

sports sock

another name for a condom

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty

by domster April 26, 2006

sock a dome

To take a hit of nicotine normally taken of a vape

Aye bro lemme sock a dome real quick gotta get my head straight.

by berry macockener 425 January 9, 2023