Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

by hoschi October 23, 2009

Shart

A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard

I just sharted myself

by mc sharter September 3, 2010

Shart

An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.

"Oh guys...I think I just sharted, let me clean up and take a shower. Just give me five minutes would ya??"

by NVV August 13, 2012

sart

short for "sardy" "sardacious" "mmm sardy"

1. a word commonly used by young bros and brahs to describe an phenomenal act/feat of coolness, hotness, awesomeness, & greatness.

Bill: Yo Randy I just got back from a sall weekend gettaway to Vegs and didn't stop drinking for 72 hours and f'd like 5 random dumpsters.

Randy: Sart.

by Brody Hasselhoff June 16, 2010

Shart

Shart is when you think you half to fart but you shit your self.

aw fuck i just sharted myself

by fogster January 16, 2009

shart

oooo gurl. Its when you have to fart outa yo assshooo, and you be fartin but then a lil shitty poo poo come out yo butthole, which is a shart.

"I need new panties from da dolla tree, where i be shoppin for everythanggg, cause i sharted, and all that shit come out on my black buttcheeks."

by shartylicegurl June 1, 2009

Shart

means to fart and have shit come out with it

I thought I had to fart silently, but when I did I shit my pants.

by Leah2 September 17, 2005