Summer

Summer is the BACK STABBING BITCH that know one likes. She will try to steal your boyfriends and your friends. She will talk so much SHIT about you that when you hear her talking about you and confront her about it later she will lie to you. She thinks that every one likes her and that everyone wants to be like her but, it isn't true. You may think you guys are good friends right now. But when she is with someone else she will be talking SHIT about you. She is the biggest SLUT ever! She most likely lost her virginity at the age of 11. She will spread her legs for EVERYONE and ANYONE and talk SHIT about ANYONE!

That bitch over there reminds me of Summer

by Tessa Cakes August 21, 2014

Sammer

A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.

Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.

by IDUNTGOTSONE February 23, 2008

summer job

The description of an extremely sucky, lame person. A summer job can easily kill the mood of any cool situation simply with their presence.

That dude Jeff just got here, it's about to get real lame. He's a total summer job

by drewboy2 January 20, 2009

summerfruit

a woman that is barely dressed to get the attemtion of a man in the summer

yo..did you see that fine summerfruit layin on the beach..an did u scope that summerfruit lookin at you when she was walkin by..?

by B.fantom June 24, 2010

Summer

The season when your electronics fry.

"I love summer, but my computer always overheats"

by Angry_Sandwitch May 31, 2015

Summer sausage

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."

Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"

by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010