Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.
I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
by SnowmaND October 14, 2023
Get the shame jelly mug.After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
Get the tree shaming mug.When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
Get the Wipe of shame mug.A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
Get the orange envelope of shame mug.Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.
We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.
by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019
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Get the Stebo-Shame mug.Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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