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by Rob Sessler December 17, 2003

screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

screepy

something that is both scary and creepy.

Grandma, your mole just smiled at me. That's screepy!

by MattVenice August 17, 2007

Screech

a singin style mostly used in black metal.
like growl in death metal butt in higher tone and screeching tecunique.

Mayhem early vocal was a bit like screeching and a bit like growl, Emperor vocal is pure fucking good screeching even so i'ts even higher then Dark funeral reguler screeching

by blackpoom September 2, 2006

screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017