Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Gay sandwich

Ah yes a Gay sandwich here’s how to make your own gay sandwich grab a gay guy and grab to bread and put the bread on both of there ears and say what are you? And you have yourself a gay sandwich

Man i love gay sandwichs

by Doughnut yas February 3, 2022

Whore Sandwich

1.) A person of any gender who is annoying as hell. They get on the nerves of everyone around them constantly by always trying to be the center of attention for the most idiotic reasons.

2.) A mix between an Idiot Sandwich and an Attention Whore ( Attention Whore + Idiot Sandwich = Whore Sandwich).

Example:

Student 1: " Ain't that Madison twerking on the lunch table at the other side of the cafe?"

Student 2: "I'm not looking down there at that Attention Whore, we only have thirty minutes to eat our food!"

Student 1 "Aw man I think she just slipped and fell into somebody's plate !"

Student 2 " That's what she gets for acting like such a Whore Sandwich."

by girlintheworld February 21, 2022

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022