Swingers

two pot plants hanging outside a front door

'your swingers really add to the feng shui of your house!'

by Pind December 1, 2011

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."

Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!

by itzdjsplitz May 3, 2009

Swine

It is a word to describe someone that is attractive.

Dang that chick is swine! she has a swine ass.

by kirby05 April 30, 2009

Swince

A term of endearment meaning more than like, but less than love.

I swince my girlfriend, but am not sure if I really love her at this point.

by Mikey B May 31, 2004

swing low

i must correct the chap above as the sing low has been in use by the englang rugby union team for some time!!

swing low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by leelad March 25, 2004

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007