Shaggy Mode

If you're on shaggy mode you are a god.

hooman: god is on shaggy mode.
other hooman: but shaggy is god

by sirsoofthesecond September 26, 2020

shaggy dog story

A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.

The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

anti-swaggasaurus rex

The opposite of swaggasaurus rex.

Has no game what-so-ever
Basically the "shit" to the swaggasaurus rex

wow he's the anti-swaggasaurus rex. He's never getting sum

by Billy Cosualn September 6, 2011

Ignorant swagg

So much swagg it's ignorant, or so much ignorance it's swagg.

Randy Moss payed a $10,000 ticket in straight cash homie. He's on his ignorant swagg.

by The Original Tony Williams April 10, 2012

Verbal Swagger

Verbal Swagger is defined as creating resonance with language. Verbal Swagger represents the identity of the user Verbal Swagger uses a right brain language that is verb based to express creative genius. Verbal Swagger is creating resonance with language. Verbal Swagger represents the identity of the user and thus is unique to each individual. It is specific to the user and is not jargon nor does’t use over used or buzz words.

Here, Verbal Swagger is defined as owning your style via words and is used in business for the creative entrepreneurs. It’s as if the words speak on your behalf rather than you have to work words to sell your style.

A speaker might say: I give great content" as part of their verbal swagger.
A right brain speaking topic might be: Tribal Consciousness instead of the over used topic of Spirituality.

A coach might describe themselves as: someone who gives others their Super Powers or I am Soul Instigator.

by Bad Ass Mama Jamma August 1, 2012

crispy swagger

Hot trendy fashionable agressive confidence

She wore her new outfit to the club with a crispy swagger.

by Deac December 15, 2016

Lord shaggy

He is a higher power than god especially when he uses 1.0 % of his power

Who is the most powerful being?

Lord shaggy

by Chunkynugs May 9, 2019