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turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.
OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.
by turbanswag January 5, 2015
mugGet the turban swagmug.

Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.
IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".
by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 3, 2013
mugGet the Dumpster Swagmug.

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021
mugGet the swag moneymug.

swag

when someone acts stupid and if something looks dumb
Tim from raines foundation school 8 w you think ur a bad man ur just swag!
wigga!
by naomi hayden August 11, 2005
mugGet the swagmug.

Swag level

Each person has a swag level. You can reach different swag levels by points called "Swag points". There are atleast 7 levels of swag which you can classify yourself as...

Level 1. ight +0
Level 2. Chill +5
Level 3. Tight +10
Level 4. Dope +15
Level 5. sky high +20
Level 6. Epic +25
Level 7. Fly +30

The +'s are how many swag points it is until you reach that level... Everybody starts of at ight. You may earn points by different acts you do for example if you get cell numbers, if you dress fly, if your pants are kinda low, if your straight up making bank, and lastly if you got bitches all around you!

Now since you know, go out and improve your swag level and post on Facebook what it is as soon as it hits the next level
1. "Yo im only like 2 points away from hitting fly on my swag level"
2. "Damn bro, im still just Dope, but i only need to get 3 more swag points before i be sky high"
1. "Thats great, but you still ain't up with me"
by rockinwithswagger13 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Swag levelmug.

swag wagger

a prostitute who walks the street looking for customers
Damn that guh must be a swag wagger up in them skimpy clothes like that!
by Skeebe March 22, 2008
mugGet the swag waggermug.

swag jaggin

The act of purposely trying to bring an individuals swag down, usually done by "haters".
Don't be swag jaggin me bro.
by CoryandRyan January 2, 2010
mugGet the swag jagginmug.

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