To be so fucking awesome that you make a career of it. If you are a stalker you love people easily and piss off that one's gf/bf almost daily. And you love it.
"I'm feeling exceptionally stalker today."
"'Stalking is illegal' she said in her bitchiest voice."
"StAlking is a way of showing how much you love that person. Muahahahaha."
"'Stalking is illegal' she said in her bitchiest voice."
"StAlking is a way of showing how much you love that person. Muahahahaha."
by stalka February 23, 2015
Get the Stalker mug.Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.
Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.
Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!
Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!
by HardGay! October 29, 2009
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when u get stalked by a mental ex,whether it be male or female.and they seem to show up wherever u are.
by Denman75 September 23, 2009
Get the stalkerazzi mug.The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010
Get the Keith Stalker Time mug.To become intercepted in the pursuit of someone you have "lain claim" to, and asserted obsession with, within your circle of friends.
"Dude, I told you six months ago I wanted to sleep with him...How could you stalk-block me like that?"
by Mollie K. Grieser February 1, 2008
Get the stalk-block mug."Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
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"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
"Ah, stalkward."
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"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."
by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009
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I can't believe CNN did an expose on people's privacy being compromised online, now I can't find half my Facebook friends' cell numbers or addresses! CNN is totally stalk blocking me!
by EgoAnt February 17, 2010
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