Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019

Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't

Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.

by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

with squirrel

An old fashioned term for being pregnant

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"

by dinaseagull August 22, 2019