custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

by Super Steve May 12, 2018

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sexual sandwich

A sexy position where 2 men penetrate a woman from both sides

Dave "you up for some sexual sandwiching."
Linda " of course."

by Sexy sex monster March 12, 2017

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saigon sandwich

A threesome with two Southeast Asian hookers.

Once we hit port and get liberty, I'm gonna have me a Saigon sandwich!

by sinteredsteel July 2, 2016

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Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.

A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!

by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016

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Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.

Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.

by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016

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sandwich and a soda

Based on the song "Sandwich and a soda" by Tamia, Sandwich and a soda means for a female to receive oral by her partner and cum (squirt) in their face. The sandwich being their vagina and the cum to be the soda.

Person 1: So, what did you and Eric do last night?
Person 2: Oh! He and I watched a movie and then I gave him a sandwich and a soda.

Lyrics: If you wanna ride these curves, hop on this Chevy nova. And if you gonna drive with nerve
baby I'm gon' be your chauffeur. See I can make you feel good love and when it's all over
I'mma fluff your pillow baby, bring you a sandwich and a soda.

by teeheebuddy July 24, 2016

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