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Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
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Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
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Rusty Sword

When your dick is covered in shit after fucking a butt.
Avast! Taste ye butt with me rusty sword!”
by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020
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Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass
“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”
by Aaron created this December 24, 2020
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Rusty edge

Very similar to the dirty sanchez. The rusty edge is when reminence of feces are left on the penis from anal intercourse representing the rusty edge of a sword. The rusty edge should be used to titty fuck or mark your sexual partner with an 'X'
Jeb: Gee, Monica is doing butt stuff with everybody these days

Bill: Someone ought to give her the ol' rusty edge
by bambambambambamambam August 21, 2016
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rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.
Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose
by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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