When you are twerking your partner and you fart but its a shard and you spray shit all over their face.
After a drunken night of cheap alochol and bad clams, you and your partner experience a rusty vangouh.
by Rosie cheerio June 19, 2021
When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
by Carisatgewise August 30, 2015
The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver December 22, 2016
A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
by zAlanM August 19, 2013
Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.
She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.
by MrTheGreek March 04, 2016
When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.
Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!
by Dirtydago August 29, 2013