Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results

Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.

by Highland Piper February 25, 2010

alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.

"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"

by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

Retard Rap

a really stupid ass freestyle

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son

by Radio December 12, 2003

retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

by the urban master March 12, 2009

Retardalicious

Deliciously retarded.

If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.

by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

Retardest

A fuckin dumbass would say this

Thats the most retardest thing I’ve ever herd

by Jooosh December 7, 2018