"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "
by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024
A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it
Friend "look at that redneck"
Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"
Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"
by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019
by HillbillyRose January 24, 2025
Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
School is stupid to them.
Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.
Example1:
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?
Person- I have school so no!
Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.
Example2:
Girl- "daddy"
Daddy- "what"
Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?
Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.
by MrsPAYNE21 September 26, 2015
If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks
by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024
1. Ya cover the word root on your root beer just to say hold my beer ya might be a redneck
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
2. Ya and your friends are stuck on the bus in a snowstorm and act like southerners havin the time of y’all’s lives all of ya are rednecks
by Midwestern idiot June 01, 2024
Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 06, 2021