Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025

Goo-rag

When you nut into a bandana then tie her up with it

I gave her a goo-rag

by Optown2015 February 05, 2025

the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 10, 2010

Goanna Rag

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines

He cleaned it up with his Goanna Rag

by Pottiechase October 23, 2016

Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG March 01, 2012

Blowing your rag

Blowing your rag means a woman get's angry while on her period.

Woman: "Just shut the fuck up!"

Person: "Okay, okay, stop blowing your rag!"

by waazzuuppp November 09, 2013

glory rag

A rag used to catch a guy’s cum.

Make sure to grab a glory rag before jacking off.

I’ve been using the same glory rag for years.

by Zarabarks February 20, 2022