Cliff Hart. A rare species of pool player.
Amazingly, he has less than 10% body fat, and a deliberately manicured receding hairline. Stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, (bud)wiser than Solomon, sweeter than rotten fish and definitely has neither the time nor the patience for ball baggers who are reading this.
His natural habitat is the dense jungle of salt city. He announces his presence using his voice which sounds like a
grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes and eating a block of cheese. Sounds disgusting? Well fuck you.
His sexual mating dance usually involves making the opposite sex feel uncomfortable by staring at them for close to 30 minutes straight. He will then grunt, call them a "lil biscuit" and proceed to his final agenda: Sugar Dicking and going "balls deep"
Besides all that. He is the best pool player that has ever not been born. He materialized from some primordial-soup and has evolved over time to be able to run 3000x4^2 racks of pool in less than who cares.
Amazingly, he has less than 10% body fat, and a deliberately manicured receding hairline. Stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, (bud)wiser than Solomon, sweeter than rotten fish and definitely has neither the time nor the patience for ball baggers who are reading this.
His natural habitat is the dense jungle of salt city. He announces his presence using his voice which sounds like a
grandma after eating a block of cheese, smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes and eating a block of cheese. Sounds disgusting? Well fuck you.
His sexual mating dance usually involves making the opposite sex feel uncomfortable by staring at them for close to 30 minutes straight. He will then grunt, call them a "lil biscuit" and proceed to his final agenda: Sugar Dicking and going "balls deep"
Besides all that. He is the best pool player that has ever not been born. He materialized from some primordial-soup and has evolved over time to be able to run 3000x4^2 racks of pool in less than who cares.
Man, you aint no rack runner. You aint cliff. f
You miss that ball again, ima call cliff. DONT make me call cliff.
You miss that ball again, ima call cliff. DONT make me call cliff.
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Dave: Jennifer's got the rack of a goddess
John: Looking at that pair I don't doubt it. That's a huge pair of knockers
John: Looking at that pair I don't doubt it. That's a huge pair of knockers
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Get the Rack mug.Showing extreme emotions for a woman who will probably cheat on you. (Pillow talking, buying gifts, texting paragraphs, blowing up her phone) The term comes from a joke about a husband coming home from work early and catches his wife (Rachael) cheating on him. He walks in the bedroom, catches her cheating and yells "RACHAEL! HOW COULD YOU!?" ... Also a person who Rachael's usually "tricks" on the woman, like a "John" does to a prostitute. Coincidentally, the famous TV Chef "Rachael Ray" has a husband named JOHN. The term originated in North Omaha, Nebraska.
chuck: "I'm not gonna lie bro, I was drunk last night and started rachaeling to my baby momma hard."
Virgil: " you gotta chill out with that goofy ass shit, you acting like a John! You know that hoe ain't loyal."
Virgil: " you gotta chill out with that goofy ass shit, you acting like a John! You know that hoe ain't loyal."
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Arthur: Are u a vulture? I'm like 3kg, there's like only bones
Me: RAAKAAA
Arthur: Vultures yell raka?
Me: From now on, yes
Arthur: Are u a vulture? I'm like 3kg, there's like only bones
Me: RAAKAAA
Arthur: Vultures yell raka?
Me: From now on, yes
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