Let’s get ready to rumble

World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.

‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.

by CBT oil February 14, 2022

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 18, 2005

Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

Ready

When someone is such a sick cunt that they don't find any need to prepare for battle. They are born winners, born fighters and born ready.

People commonly found in this category have the name Kerry-Ann.

"I don't need to prepare to prank you, I was born ready! Prepare to lose"

by Chan5er June 17, 2013

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.

I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school

by Bunnyboy87 June 7, 2010

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022