Queef

An expulsion of air from a vagina. Something that is disgusting and definitely not funny.

Timo thinks that queefs are funny. He is wrong. Just like he was about selfies.

by Batmannotdave June 24, 2015

Queeb

A queen of birds that radiates eggcelence.

Guy1: Did you see that flock of birds?

Guy2; Yeah, the queeb was ruling.

by LRW4dawin August 7, 2018

butt queef

A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"

"Dude, I just butt queefed"

by Dapoopmasta February 15, 2007

uuuuuuuggggggh duuuuhhhhhhh queeerrrfffft

sme rndom shit 2 say wen ur pissed on

look at dat milf gttin pissed on by a donky uuuuuuuggggggh duuuuhhhhhhh queeerrrfffft

by queeerrrfffft May 29, 2010

Queefbait

The ultimate word that can be used in any situation.

"Woah dude you queefbaited that downrail"

"I was out badger hunting last night, and when I ran out of queefbait I switched to snot"

"I was riding my bike past this gapper yesterday and he almost queefbaited me right off my 'cycle"

by Curt Hiltunen May 2, 2007

Queef

when u rip a great big out out ur cunt!

PUSSY FART what jenna miller likes to do

by miighgidg March 5, 2003

Queef

you fart out of ur fucking pussy!

I queefed in my friends mouth

by QueefMaster March 3, 2003