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thug punch

Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.
Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
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Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!
by MetOfAwe January 26, 2016
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devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.
"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.
by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016
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Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.
Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.
by Cambam92 April 12, 2016
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Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.
"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."
by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017
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QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.
Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?
by GHIEY June 14, 2018
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punch a radio

A phrase to describe pure anger over a small thing, mostly used while in a car
After discussing selzer water and Disney princesses Carrie got so mad she could punch a radio
by Carolpuddinpop June 18, 2018
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Punching the clown

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.
by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018
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