Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.

Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.

by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023

polish futon

Doing the nasty sending it full roast from behind.
You send her a full soft serve pie face style.
Then fold the futon up with her in it!

I was smashing my ex from the back and prepared a full shit to the face from the back.
And fold the futon up with her in it. Polish futon style

by 123toes987 May 2, 2024

Nail Polish

Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.

Oh , hi Sarah! Do you like my nails? I painted them with nail polish.

by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021

Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014