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polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
by Sparky870 October 15, 2020
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polish the silver

In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”
Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.
by SuperFreakDog October 20, 2020
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Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.
You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.
by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022
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Polish busride

It is when u enter the bus from riar entrance and just sit down and enjoy the ride. The bus driver will be busy with other customers so the bus driver wont see u. Basicly stealing a buss ticket
Me being broke : Fuck this busrides are to expensive. Lets see lf i can get away with a polish busride
by Hard_willy July 25, 2022
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Kingdom of the Polished Rocks

A hierarchal structure that is kind of similar to a crypto rugpull in the sense that you are hyped when you get into it, and then the person at the top ruins their ties to everyone around them. An unfair system that is built on lies and silently banning people and turning them against each other.
Hey Aidan, you been in the Kingdom of the Polished Rocks recently?

No Cleor, I got shadowbanned and blocked on everything because I met a cute boy.
by Hell Man Yang July 30, 2022
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Polish Cut

A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.
“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!
by Morbeenus July 31, 2022
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Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
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