Paradigm Schiff

Pattern or model that twists all proof and facts to fit the narrative that only the product or service you sell contains value.

However the facts are looking, with a careful Paradigm Schiff you can still trick your customers to buy more of your shit, instead of making a good investment.

by Soulexporter January 16, 2021

Paradiso

A fucked up message board

Hey Bill, I went to paradiso last night and I saw a dick getting cut into pieces! I'm scarred for life.

by lulz December 13, 2008

dead paradie

the hottest female gamer ever whose ass that vigilant elite wants to tap

omg look at dead paradie own vigilant elite in DOA4

by Vigilant Elite May 28, 2008

paradox

a paradox in timetravel is implying that you are in a situation where you need 2 of you at once or even three or four. you cant controll what the other (you's) do. so it is impossable to controll the outcome(s).

you go back in time
you see yourself 5 miutes ago
your other you sees you
he goes back in time
you are in a paradox

by rat burgis April 8, 2008

rest in paradise

Often mistaken interpretation of the abbreviation RIP (which stands for rest in peace), which is used to express sympathy upon the death of a friend or loved one.

She said "rest in paradise" when Kobe Bryant passed away, when what she really meant was "rest in peace".

by Winterbuzz7 January 27, 2020

paradox

a seeming contradiction that can be resolved through a higher understanding (and no, not G-d. although some people equate any serious thinking with some higher power)

"in order to achieve peace, we must prepare for war"

by sarah the omnipotent October 18, 2003

Paradox

another word for the end of the world, this is in relation to the way a phrase contradicts itself because revelation is rhumoured to say that when the world ends everything contradicts itself all at once in all forms and starts the end of the world.

"It's too hot in here, go and get me a jacket because it is way too cold in here"

by P4R4D0X May 23, 2005