poser

1- (a) a person who has not been listening to a certain band/artist since this band/artist has formed. (b) A person who doesnt know every single detail about each band member. (c) a person only listens to the main stream music of a particular genre. (d) some one who claims to like a cetain genre then listens to other genres (le gasp! how could they!)
2- a band/artist that has become mainstream

1- first person: i like green day! especially american idiot! that album is one of my favourites
second person: well I'VE been listening to them sence they formed!
fp: well excuse me for not stalikng them....

2- Every one listens to green day now! i have to put them on my poser list!

by the all knowing shar December 24, 2008

Poser

Somebody who pretends to like something because they wish they looked like the people that actually do like that something.

Josh: looks at Andrew's shirt Wow, I never knew you listened to Sublime!
Andrew: No man, this shirt just looked cool
Josh: What a poser...

or

Matt: Dude, I LOVE Sublime!
Josh: You're such a poser, you only know one of their songs

by s&s December 14, 2008

Pause Heart

When someone experiances a painful experiance and wishes they could stop feeling. OR They already stopped feeling. This is a very serious case of "Pause Heart".

" Brendan said I could never be good enough, I imediatly went into pause heart"

by StormyH February 4, 2010

poser

Most people you will meet in life; People who do things because it will improve their social standing, not because they actually enjoy/care about what they are doing are considered posers. Should be seen as a subculture, albeit a parasitic one that hijacks any other given subculture, waters it down, makes it "trendy" and causes people who still try to stick with the given subculture to look like a walking cliche. A good analogy is when a corporation donates to a large charity, then puts up commercials about it, proving (9/10 times) that they donated to appeal to the masses, not because they want to make the world a better place. Also, for racial minorities, an equivalent of poser would be a "ghetto rat," a "gangster," or any other stereotype.
tl;dr: Poser is a term used to describe those who cause culture and subculture to become shit.

The way 'hipster' has become because of posers, compared to the way it was before most people even knew about it. The way 'emo' (or Post Punk) has become, largely because of posers that were previously identified as 'scenesters.' The way 'Goth' and 'Punk' have become, due to kids seeing Marilyn Manson and thinking that dressing a certain way would help them rebel against society.

by SadDino March 22, 2011

poserfag

a small girly type male who dresses like a sceene kid but acts like a fag

hey look at john he wears realy tight pants and band shirts kinduh like a sceene kid

nah that kids a poserfag

by sunshine xD April 5, 2011

Poose on the Loose

The Puss on the Loose also known as Poose on the Loose is when a woman's puss puss is loose on the run. Basically the puss has become sentient and is searching for all the dickers.

Pronounced: "Poose on the Loose"

Jessica: What's up with Karen? She's been gobbling up cock all day every day!

John: Nah d00d, it's not her fault... She got a Poose on the Loose!

by CaptainGwenCats January 15, 2018

Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018