Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero May 06, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat February 27, 2011

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by January 28, 2021