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Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a type of girl that pretends she is one of the boys, has a crush on literally every single boy in the group and claims to like sports (even though she doesn't even know what that is) and pretends to not wear makeup (when obviously she does) to get the boys' attention. She also tends to fish for compliments and claim that she is small/short...
-Oh my god Tyler stop mocking my size you dork!
-Dude, she is such a pick me girl...
by fresh.perspective101 January 16, 2022
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32 pick up

A game you play after getting your teeth knocked out.
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Pick me

I love her she is a true pick me
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick Me

What bitter feminists call women who are properly behaved, are genuine about how a lady is supposed to act, and acknowledges that men have built the world that women enjoy, and it would have been so with or without any female intervention.
She agrees with all the boys just for attention, she’s such a Pick Me.

It’s better to be a pick me than to be a skip me like your fat lonely bitter green haired ass!
by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022
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Pick me girl

A girl who goes out of her way to beone of the boys.” She acts like a boy for attention.
Pick me girl: I hung out with the boys all day yesterday. I’m practically one of them!
Friend: Ugh you’re such a pick me girl.
by unidentifiedskittle November 30, 2022
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Oldie Krovi Pick Up

When Krovi goes to the beach to pick up a lovely lady to take home.
My grandma got the Oldie Krovi Pick Up last weekend; she pogged out!
by Purple Hair Bartender September 16, 2022
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