petterass

Typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-pornography ring.

That old man next door is a petterass. Get the kids indoors!

by sewanee April 9, 2003

Pantera

Crap-ass metal band from the horrible state of Texas.

Person 1: You wanna go see Kriss-Kross?
Person 2: As long as it's not Pantera. Fuck.

by Pelvis_Crusher October 19, 2009

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

harry potter

The main character in the Harry Potter book series written by J.K. Rowling. He attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in six of the seven books.

Harry Potter Book Series:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter is my favourite character from the book series. I love the Harry Potter books.

by ClaireClaireClaire March 10, 2008

Harry Potter

That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.

There's that Harry Potter guy!

Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?

No the guy who defeated Voldemort!

Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-

by thatdude33 November 2, 2010

Harry Potter

An English set of books.
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?

Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"

by hmmmrighttt May 12, 2010