by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the `~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~` mug.Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
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Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Tims mug.Tim carries a big man figure with a considerate heart. Many friends know he is a sociable person who always shows his best side to the world; a few knows he enjoys tranquility and stability more. Though Tim wants a stable life, friends of him always want to take adventurous steps together, coz they truly believe he is a reliable and trustworthy companion.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
Tim knows everything and able to fix everything, fix both objects and people around. He is sometimes stubborn, but he will change in front of his friends, and that is undoubtedly, a very precious change indeed. He'll protect you, care for you, and rescue you even the world is collapsing. He will become an important person in someone's life coz he let people feel secured and simply, happy.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
Tim knows everything and able to fix everything, fix both objects and people around. He is sometimes stubborn, but he will change in front of his friends, and that is undoubtedly, a very precious change indeed. He'll protect you, care for you, and rescue you even the world is collapsing. He will become an important person in someone's life coz he let people feel secured and simply, happy.
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Get the Tim moment mug.A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
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Get the Tim Walz mug.A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
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