Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.
by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022
Get the Ohiomug. America's 17th state, a completely normal state, idk what u guys r talkin 'bout? Aight, Imma tell ya some general info about this mf state.
Capital: Columbus
Governor: Mike DeWine (Republican Party)
wait... Republican? Now I see why.
Capital: Columbus
Governor: Mike DeWine (Republican Party)
wait... Republican? Now I see why.
Man: "Hi and welcome to Ohio! There's nothing here like seriousl-"
*A dinosaur falls from the sky*
*Aliens starting to kidnap cows*
*Corns knowing how to move*
*A dinosaur falls from the sky*
*Aliens starting to kidnap cows*
*Corns knowing how to move*
by Llsbtdekhtl January 2, 2023
Get the Ohiomug. by melanie_luvs_y0u December 24, 2023
Get the livvy dun kai cenat gyatt level 10 in Ohio duke Dennis rizz fanum taxmug. 
The city of Toledo, Ohio.
Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!
by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020
Get the Ohio Human Exchangemug. Binge-watches skibidi toilet, mews while edgemaxxing, only drinks grimace shake, watches Kai Cenat and Adin Ross on Twitch, and is the Rizzard of Ohio
(brainrot)
(brainrot)
The Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizz tried to fanum tax a grimace shake from the rizzler overlord Duke Dennis and got his level 15 gyatt huggy wuggy rizzed by him
by Sigma Skibidi Edgemaxxer February 14, 2024
Get the Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizzmug. Ohio Navy is a "public domain" type of boating cultural lore or, concept, that began during the late 1950's and early 1960's when the manmade Lake Cumberland was filled and born. It became very noticeable that many, many, many people from Ohio were bringing their boats to the new Lake Cumberland.
To best understand the boating culture of the "Ohio Navy", you must close your eyes and imagine the following vision:
It is the late 1950's.
* Put yourself at the border of Ohio and Kentucky.
* You notice a sudden major increase of boats being pulled from Ohio to Kentucky every weekend.
* There are traffic jams on two lane highways, of cars pulling boats
* Businesses and residents surrounding the new Lake Cumberland began calling these boating enthusists, "the Ohio
Navy".
* Motel and restaurant billboards read, "Welcome Ohio Navy".
To best understand the boating culture of the "Ohio Navy", you must close your eyes and imagine the following vision:
It is the late 1950's.
* Put yourself at the border of Ohio and Kentucky.
* You notice a sudden major increase of boats being pulled from Ohio to Kentucky every weekend.
* There are traffic jams on two lane highways, of cars pulling boats
* Businesses and residents surrounding the new Lake Cumberland began calling these boating enthusists, "the Ohio
Navy".
* Motel and restaurant billboards read, "Welcome Ohio Navy".
by OhioNavyCaptain February 11, 2022
Get the Ohio Navymug.