one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

One sockin' it

The situation resulting from using a sock when no toilet paper is available.

Dear Mom,

Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.

-George

by Trry96 September 19, 2014

one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

by Lylyann July 11, 2016

One Night Stan

like netflix and chill but using the video streaming service "Stan" and having a one night stand (most common in Australia)

"i had a bloody one night stan"
"it was only a one night stan"

by Vinnyatoms June 19, 2016

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

One drink drunk

Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it

Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!

by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 4, 2016