Male Bechdel test

1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.

DID THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MANAGE TO PASS THE MALE BECHDEL TEST?

by northbot September 24, 2025

cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.

Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Test

Bs

Yet test

by Indeedurrightitsme June 11, 2022

Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.

IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!

by Mr413 November 5, 2021

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Test

Test (Testimony) is dat nigga and he’s penis is extremely large. Some may say he wears baddy pants because his cock is dat big.

I saw dat mans cock and he was really dat nigga. Oh u mean dat nigga test.

by Cool powder October 28, 2020

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022