The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
Get the summer kneesmug. In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
by squidpp April 17, 2022
Get the Knee Jobmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025
Get the The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Kneemug. by Mc callighan January 27, 2020
Get the Lee's kneesmug. by rottxn February 17, 2022
Get the Jayden kneesmug. Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
Get the Bloody your kneesmug.