messy bitch

A messy bitch who lives for drama

I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

by HotCheetosLover007 July 19, 2016

base bitch

When a Person in rust sits in their base all day crafting.

Dreamz Sat in his base all day just crafting, He is considered the biggest base bitch of all.

by Dreamz The fucking Base Bitch July 9, 2017

Money-Bitching

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

by L. Sharf July 23, 2012

a basic bitch

Someone who is unoriginal and does things because others do it.

Me: "Let me look up my name on Urban Dictionary & post it on snap!"
Friend: "No don't do that you'll look like a basic bitch!"

by hahayikes April 2, 2017

Sayonara Bitches

Phrase used to announce that you are leaving the premises like a Boss and/or Badass

Inferior Co-Worker: Are you leaving?
Superior Self: Yeah, Sayonara Bitches

by THAT Guy June 15, 2012

Putin's Bitch

Donald Trump

The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.

by UtraMike5000 July 16, 2018

instagram bitch

Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.

Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).

However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!

Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"

by Notaninstabitch April 4, 2016