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Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020
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Hero shaming

Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.
We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.
by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019
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Shame Train

The few days of regret after the nasties😔
i survived the shame train
by swag moneyyyy March 19, 2020
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run of shame

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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.

a. ignore the ball

b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.

You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”

Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"

Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 22, 2011
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Wheelbarrow of Shame

An action preformed by two people involved in an especially heinous sexual act, such as being the "gay pair" in a threesome (i.e. two girls , one guy). One of the participants holds the other in a sideways "T" position and walks the route home exposed.
"Dude, the best part is I got them to do a Wheelbarrow of Shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule."
by Chaz McFeeley October 6, 2009
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Body shaming

Hym "There goes the body shaming! I made you feel as you are (dumb+bad) and there goes the immediate body shaming! Right there! You see it!?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2024
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Shame syrup

The unfortunate discharge that follows a shameful hookup.
“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”
by Vikit June 1, 2024
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