Ninja & Chill

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-

Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.

by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017

Ninja Pipe

Stealthy blowjob

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.

by Ness828 January 8, 2018

Ninja-tits

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.

Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.

by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018

Ninja

He is a fortnite twitch streamer and all he dose is sit on his ass all day and show off his skins on fortnite. He never spends time with his wife and just plays with drlupo and tictactim. He also has a desease called ligma but when u say it to him he will get salty and bam you

Ninja a twitch stream who dose fuck all

by StopNinja September 8, 2018