The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
Get the salted his beardmug. by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
Get the Saltmug. Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
Get the saltsmug. by futuresponJ April 29, 2025
Get the Sea Saltmug. Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.
e.g.:
person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.
person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.
person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021
Get the Salt And Vinegar Syndrommug. Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
by logan2611 July 28, 2021
Get the post salt claritymug. When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018
Get the Hair saltmug.