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ninja giggle

the small nearly unnoticeable laugh a ninja does on the rare occasion when he is caught. Ninjas are almost never caught, hence no one knows what a ninja giggle sounds like.
As the ninja unobtrusively snuck down the high school hallway and the assistant principal saw him, he ninja giggled
by luckyones05 May 6, 2006
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ninja pizza

by Gerg Craver October 5, 2007
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ninja

a free runner who is so sick he could just be a descendent of a ninja,
a person who is amazing and sneaks outa no where
the guy who always wins in hide and seek
but is never found
DUUUDE did u just see that guy, i swear to god hes a frikin ninja
dude i hate john he always wins hide and seek AND HE DOESNT EVEN COME OUT WHEN WE YELL GAMES OVER
damn that guys so ninja he drinks salt
outa a sippy cup
by KIZzla February 20, 2009
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Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
by omgykkyb September 24, 2006
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brain ninja

someone who has the ability to get into your head and fuck with your mind.
Jess: We were having a fight bout (something stupid that was Jess' fault) but i totally turned it around and made him feel bad bout it.
Ashlee: wow, you're such a brain ninja jess!
by inimitable07 April 4, 2009
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Herpes Ninja

A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.
Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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ass ninja

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
by Prycey September 9, 2003
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