Nerd-Speak

The unique language used by professionals within the IT community. Often this language consists of a cluster of abbreviations and unnecessary overly technical wording.

Office worker 1: IT have reported suspicious activity from a VNC user within the IPEC Server.

Office worker 2: What? Thats just Nerd-Speak man, its just someone downloading porn again.

by Spikeyballs June 4, 2007

Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).

"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."

by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009

nerd bomb

A sweet and sour sugary treat. It consists of one Sour Starburst and Sour Nerds candy, both ingredients are found at almost every gas station snack mart.

Tim quit smoking tobacco cigarettes because he became addicted to nerd bombs.

by Tim... October 24, 2007

nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)

NERD JACKED! NERD DROP!

by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008

Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage gives you focus/memory enhancers and energy. The drink is becoming famous among college students because it helps them focus and stay energized.

I always study with NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

by square222 March 17, 2009

Nerd Meister

a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person

"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"

by shmilton November 30, 2009