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Meat Muffins

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014
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shiat muffin

an asshole, bitch, Fuck. It is can be used to tell someone that they are annoying.
J.C is a Shiat muffin.
by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005
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Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
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spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.
Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"
by moosemily September 13, 2006
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Muffin Duster

1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.

2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?

Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper
look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin
by Clagnuts December 30, 2013
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Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.
I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH
by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018
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