PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

Love Muffin

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x

Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.

by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

Egg Mom Muffin

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM

My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning

by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.

Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.

by tobylikescoffee November 19, 2013

Stuff the muffin

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.

My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese

by DOB69 April 27, 2014