Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

Martyrbation

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.

Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.

by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022

Martynas

Also know as Doomer Prime the original Doomer, when approaching the wild Martynas Prime avoid giving a thumbs up as Martynas loves to sit on it, he's fun, he lies about being fun, some people snort cocaine for a rush, Martynas Prime snorts cocaine for breakfast!

Damn I was gonna stay sober today, then I met Martynas Prime!

by P13RC1NG5 May 13, 2022

Moriyo

Moriyo is a special type of girl. A girl who can make you crack a smile whenever you're upset and can make you die of laughter. She'll see you as family and will think of you as family forever even if you do her wrong. She's the type of person to give you the shirt of your back when you need it. She has troubles of her own but she puts everyone first, once you have a Moriyo never ever let her go!

Person A: Who is that?
Person B: Thats Moriyo! Shes amazing!

by ItzzMentall May 21, 2022

Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.

That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!

by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022

Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!

Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty

by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022