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Infernal Monkey

Someone who doesn't seem to make sense. Or breakfast.
What the hell are you going on about? And why is the toaster on fire? You're such an Infernal Monkey.
by Someone over there November 19, 2003
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monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.
by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020
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monkeys fly

WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!
by Cornholio88472388345 July 11, 2006
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Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.
e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"
by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022
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rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.
Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.
by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
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