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The Manatee Effect

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.
Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.
by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010
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Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011
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angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").
A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?
by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011
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Monster Mash

When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
by Rockabilly March 10, 2009
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African Vagina Monster

an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
"That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!"
by Hollace May 31, 2006
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Cookie Monster

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster
by G-Union May 6, 2003
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Monster

A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
by monsterluver March 29, 2009
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