Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.
by Jasmine & Max January 19, 2020
is a loser
by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021
A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
by Morgan_Rose99 June 09, 2023
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
by Bigjavi01 August 29, 2018
This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
by Somerandrandomguy July 04, 2004