Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

Martin

a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole

jeez that martin just took all of my load

by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018

martin rene mares jr

A very nice, good looking, kind person who will go out of their way to support others

Wow martin rene mares jr is so nice

by WinterPrince21 November 21, 2021

martin

someone who eats pizza and makes jokes about people. martin is the biggest hoe and knows how to fbgm (finger big girls magically). he also has crushes on guys out of state

“Woah did u see martin?”
“yeah i saw him last night with a big girl”

“wheres martin?”
“he’s with leroy”

by coke no ice pls November 2, 2021

Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time

What a Jacob Martin thing to do.

by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019

Martin

People named Martin are born as badass hackers. They are known above all for carrying their team.

Martin is a badass hacker.

by ThePrankstar October 25, 2022