Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )

Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."

by j_breeze September 10, 2008

nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"

"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "

by Special_Kk August 1, 2009

Martind

Grower of hashish

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Martin Dixon

The crazy bearded bassist of No Standing.

"Holy shit, did you see what Martin just did?!"

by Biblo December 26, 2004

Martian

A martini; coined by Stephen King in his novel "The Shining"; used by Jack Torrance

Another martian and he'll be slurring his words!

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Marcotism

When an idiot tries to come up with an ideology centerns around himself.

- Marcotism is the supreme ideology!!!1!!
-Ok retard

by MarcoSugerKuk December 9, 2019

__marti.idk__

A very cool TIKTOK user. She usually does contents of a game called Your Turn To Die. Her videos are interesting , and she's nice and funny.

"Have you seen the new post of __marti.idk__?"
"Yes, I did. I loved it!."

"I'm bored, I'm going to watch _marti.idk__'s videos."
"Who is she?"
"She's a tiktoker that always makes me happy."

by xnpo April 12, 2021