Modern Paint

Modern Paint: A fresh update applied to an existing product—whether it’s a design, label, or branding—giving it a new identity while repurposing the old concept.

Example: The FIFA video game series, which each year just adds a new date, minor tweaks, yet it’s essentially the same game.

Lee: Bruv, I can't wait for GTA 6, it's going to be sick!

Frank: Bruv, it's just the same old game, LOL. They just added a bit of modern paint.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese March 2, 2026

Mobergerism

A term derived from the works of Victor Moberger (particularly "Pseudoscience, Pseudoscience, and Bullshit" and "Truth about Objective Truths") describing a specific form of Objectivity Bias and Objective Hyperrealism where disagreement is managed through taxonomic dismissal rather than substantive engagement. The Mobergerite doesn't simply disagree with positions they find problematic—they categorize them as "pseudoscience," "pseudophilosophy," "bullshit," or related terms, thereby placing them outside the bounds of legitimate discourse without needing to address their actual content. It's a rhetorical strategy that uses the language of objectivity and scientific rigor to police the boundaries of acceptable thought while exempting itself from similar scrutiny. The Mobergerite occupies the position of the gatekeeper, armed with taxonomic categories that function as weapons rather than analytical tools.

Example: "He didn't engage with a single argument in the paper—he just declared it 'pseudophilosophy' and moved on. Classic Mobergerism: winning the debate by declaring the opponent wasn't really playing."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Modern Whore

One who thinks she's not a whore by having an account on Onlyfans or other similar sites.

At least I'm not a modern whore who has to pay taxes.

by Fakk0ff1337 March 17, 2026

Modern Audience

"Fans" who play games they're supposedly a fan of on YouTube through walkthrough videos, and not their console or PC, aka larpers.

Larper: "Video Games are meant to be played" Yeah tell that to the poor and disabled buddy
Fan: Wow, we found the mythical modern audience

by PomuHub March 19, 2026

Moderation Effect

Basically it's where vulnerable people are taken of their freedom instead of helping them.

"The new 2025 social media ban is a great example of the Moderation Effect"

by Papa hecker August 2, 2025

Moderation Backfire

No, the YouTube fucks and the celebrities tried to MODERATE me. They tried to do a MODERATION to me because I was saying offensive and embarrassing things and they didn't want to be associated with this... But they didn't look at the bigger picture and it was ULTIMATELY CONSEQUENTIAL TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR KIDS and now they a taking revenge one me for...

Hym "A MASSIVE MODERATION BACKFIRE! Moderating me... Was MORE IMPORTANT than WHAT I was saying (to you) but unfortunately for YOU... WHAT I was saying... Was probably MASSIVELY IMPORTANT to the people who's KIDS WERE ABOUT TO DIE AND DID FROM THE EXACT THING I SAID. That's the YouTube fucks acting above their level of competency. They thought moderation was important but they are dumb as dogshit and they do not care that your kids because of that MASSIVE BACKFIRE of an attempt to moderate me they didn't want to be associated and they are doubling down now they don't want to have to pay a price for doing this to me. But if they don't somebody else will and I won't be alive to watch them do it for the rest of their lives.:

by Hym Iam October 3, 2025

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025