matt damon

a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this

say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Norbert koronczewwski January 18, 2008

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Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.

“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz

by yihsrocks October 18, 2021

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Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")

guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"

by warped moustache August 24, 2011

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Matt 'chase' kelly

one who grooms, and nurtures young boys for peadophilic thrills.

boy 1 : " who bought you that burger"
boy 2 : " oh that matt 'chase' kelly over there
boy 1 : "nice"

oh theres matt 'chase' kelly touching some kids

whys that dude buying that kid everything he could possibly want ?
"thats just matt 'chase' kelly grooming his back out "

by peptalker October 31, 2012

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