my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

how the other half lives

A phrase used to describe the working conditions of the lower class, often involving tiresome labor, menial tasks, and/or generally bullshit jobs.

Example 1:
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!

Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.

by Philosofree August 4, 2014

Live Avatar Role Playing

Dressing up as characters from Avatar for the purpose of reenacting parts of the movie. It is like mixing Anarcho-primitivism with perpetual virginity.

I love the movie Avatar but the people who do Live Avatar Role Playing take it to another level.

by .sporn March 7, 2010

Living Dead Girl

A woman who has had the girl inside of her killed. She carries the child dead inside her. Hence living the woman she is dead killed by another or by her own hand girl her innocence or the child inside of her.

That stripper with the hollow, haunted look in her eyes, she's a real living dead girl.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

Xbox Live Porn Gathering

when a group of people from a certain town trowbridge penatrate eachother electrically

xbox live porn gathering electrical penatration

by thefreak101 October 24, 2011

bitch, i live in a trashcan

has similar meaning to "are you kidding me? give me a fuckin' break"

yo billy, why didn't you come out to our D&D game last night?
(billy thinks of how busy he was that night, but instead of getting into the long story of all the stuff he had to do instead, he simply says...)
billy: "bitch, i live in a trashcan!"

by bmanc900 September 30, 2008

Cumin’ Atcha Live

Alright!
Hey, are we ready?
Well I'm a mean machine, I'm the kind you don't want to meet
My middle name is trouble, I'm a danger in the street
My motor's in overdrive, my pedal's to the floor
I never get enough, I'm always comin' back for more
Here I come, better step aside
I said here I come, oh yeah, well I'm a-comin' at you live
I'm comin' atcha live
The only one you want, I never give a warning twice
Well anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice
Here we come, you better step aside
I said here we come, we're comin' at you live

Comin' at you live, we're comin' atcha live
Cumin' at you live, Cumin’ Atcha Live
Comin' at you live, you better step aside
Comin' at you live, ow! ow!
Comin' at you live, we're comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, you better step aside
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, step aside, step aside
Comin' at you live, cause here we come
Truckin', I'm a-goin' home, whoa whoa, baby, back where I belong
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin' on
What in the hell ever happened to sweet Jane?
She's lost her marbles, you know the chick ain't the same
Livin' on reds, and vitamin see, and cocaine
All the friend can say is "ain't it a bitch"
Busted down on Bourbon Street, set up like a bowlin' pin
Knocked down, sometimes I'm wearin' thin, th

by Death Menace August 8, 2022