When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

St. Louis Salt Lick by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Get merch

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

Crawling Butt Lick by Asura October 26, 2004

Get merch

dragon lick

the act of being licked by a dragon

he got a dragon lick from the dragon.

dragon lick by psydonm June 12, 2018

Get merch

hit the lick/hit that lick

have sex, another way of saying lay the pipe etc. Typically said by males when referring to females. Origin: Twin Cities, Minnesota.

"I'm going to hit that lick tonight!"

hit the lick/hit that lick by Trixie Ann Robinson November 14, 2004

Get merch