spray my load

It means "cum"
I wanna cum inside you

I want to spray my load on you.

I already sprayed my load when I was at home.

by Afri on the beat January 10, 2021

Da Vinci Load

Ejaculate that is deposited in or on a Christian pastor, priest, deacon, saint, usher, choir singer, Bible scholar, Sunday school teacher, bishop, cardinal, pope, nun, or worship leader.

I really shouldn't be fucking my pastor, but I love shooting my Da Vinci Load all over his face.

by Horny4Christ May 23, 2021

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021

Fat Load

One who has the ability but no ambition. Someone who wants more out of life but without putting in the work and whom is a Fatty. see www.iamafatload.com

I was planning on working out today but instead I played Resident Evil 5 for three hours and ate a bag of cheetos. Damn I feel like a Fat Load.

by Gidyup247 July 27, 2010

Loaded

Kickass song by Primal Scream

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do

by zutroy September 26, 2004

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

loaded dice

"loaded dice" is slang for sword fight amongst inter-racial male lovers... (see anaconda vs. meal worm)..

Jeff and Kenny were in the handicap stall playing with loaded dice.

by Judness April 19, 2010